| Koh Tao
                        
                          | Thailand's Cheapest Diving  |    Although these days the divers far outnumber the turtles on ‘Turtle  Island’, Koh Tao still deserves its place as the Gulf of Thailand’s pre-eminent  dive destination. The island enjoys gentle currents and easy access to over  twenty  dive sites, many of them offering interesting marine life at  depths accessible to beginners. In the 30s and 40s a prison island, these days  Koh Tao is rather more welcoming to its visitors, offering them a  rapidly-growing selection of resorts, restaurants and spas.  Training more PADI  divers than any place on the planet except for Australia’s  Cairns, the Koh Tao dive operators offer the  best prices in Thailand,  with a PADI Open Water course going for only THB 11,000.  The beaches are picture-postcard perfect but, apart from Ao Leuk, rather  too shallow for swimming using anything more vigorous than the breast-stroke.  Snorkellers, however, will enjoy the high visibility, even near to the coast  and in shallow water. Novice snorkellers, in particular, will appreciate the  feeling of safety the conditions give, which will enhance their enjoyment of  the average (by Thai standards) underwater treasures on display. If offered sub-standard  rental snorkelling gear at their resort, visitors are recommended to decline  renting it, and to hire gear from one of the dive shops instead.   Many new divers seem to become almost mesmerized by the pellucid  crystal-clear waters, whose shallows shelter all manner of fish and are marbled  in brilliant hues of turquoise, emerald and green. Divers are advised to  consider resisting the temptation to spend every possible moment below the  waves, though, and to take time out to take a walk round the island, whose tiny  size, hidden coves and unexpected vistas make an afternoon’s aimless amble very  enjoyable.   Also recommended, except for those who wish to avoid concentrations of  other visitors, is a boat trip to the nearby Nang Yuan trio of islets, joined  by the most picturesque and flimsy of sandbars at low tide. As well as water-sports  such as wakeboarding and water-skiing, Koh Tao offers some of the best  ‘bouldering’ in Thailand.  For those unfamiliar with the term, bouldering is a rope-free version of  rock-climbing where the climber traverses a boulder or rock-face, staying near to  the ground and relying on soft sand or a crash mat to cushion falls. Much less  bother than roped-up climbing, all that is required is to put on a pair of rock  shoes and a chalk bag - plus maybe a pair of shorts, unless the climber really  want to show off.   The island, whose landscape is as yet un-blotted by a single multi-storey monstrosity, has skyrocketed in popularity since the 2004 tsunami, after  which many divers avoided the Andaman coast in favour of the Gulf of Thailand.  The island has a good selection of trendy and lively bars, all of which are  hostess-free and which cooperate to ensure that there is somewhere to shake  your booty pretty much every night of the year. At  heart a water-sports hot-spot, landlubbers in search of a good conversation may  tire of the fishy tales that dominate the air-waves.  For those non-divers uninterested in making friends and who just want to  enjoy a quiet beach with their companions, however, Koh Tao is a destination to  be recommended, as its pretty beaches are seldom too crowded, due to the rest  of the visitor population being off on dive boats or studying dive theory.  There is a wide variety of accommodation available on the island, including  several classy establishments at the far end of Sairee beach which have managed  to blend harmoniously into the landscape. See Good Time Adventures on www.gtadventures.com for climbing. Check out Island Cruises on www.island-cruises.org for sailing, including cruises to Ang   Thong Marine   Park.  Trainee divers are recommended to read the following tips on  how NOT to pass their PADI Open Water Test: 
                        
                          | * | Challenge your  instructor to a race to the surface. |  
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                          | * | Lie face-down and  motionless while holding your breath. |  
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                          | * | Loudly proclaim  that safety stops are for “woosies”. |  
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                          | * | Show up with a set of tables based on your  own algorithm  “that's WAY better”. |  
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                          | * | Spit in your  wetsuit and pee in your mask. |  
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                          | * | Ask your  instructor “which fin goes on which foot?” |  
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                          | * | Tell your instructor there is no way you  can lift a cylinder with 2000 pounds of air in it. |  
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                          | * | When asked for your dive plan, hand over a  bundle of travel brochures. |       |